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The latest installment of The Fast and the Furious franchise, titled Fast Five, is the best of all of the Fast and Furiousessess, though that isn’t saying much. The canon has been plagued with terrible titles since the second film, but Fast Five is the least imaginative name since Sssssss, a movie about snakes or lisps or something.
Looking past the title, you’ll find a fairly entertaining action romp that knows where to put its attention. The film reunites almost everyone from the canon. Vin Diesel returns with co-stars from the first film Paul Walker, Jordanna Brewster and Matt Schulze. Tyrese Gibson and Ludacris return from the first sequel, Sung Kang represents the third film and Gal Gadot makes a comeback from the last installment. New faces are that of Dwayne Johnson, an American law enforcement officer in pursuit of the crew, Elsa Pataky, a Portuguese cop with a troubled past and Joachim de Almeida, the major antagonist.
Even though there are more characters than you can shake a wrench at, they’re all introduced well and given enough screen time to make an impact. The actors all share good chemistry with one another and seem to enjoy powering through the awful dialogue together.
The dialogue really is quite horrendous with many one-liners like the following:
“Good news and bad news”
“You know I like my dessert first.”
But we didn’t go to this movie to see people chat over an afternoon tea. We came to see things that go fast. Although street racing was the main course in the first film, each subsequent work has seemed to take less interest in the sport. In Fast Five, it’s virtually non-existent. There is one actual street-racing scene that is completely glossed over, and one scene where the four main drivers race that lacks some of the panache from the previous movies.
There are still plenty of action scenes that keep this film from turning into an Ocean’s heist movie. Once Diesel and Johnson are introduced, you’re just biding your time until you get to see two bald muscle bags deliver a buffet of knuckle sandwiches, and you are most definitely rewarded.
Throw in a little Vin Diesel good guy charm and some family drama, and you’ve got a movie that’s a worthy introduction to the summer blockbusters to follow.
At least for me, the summer movie season begins this weekend with the latest installment of The Fast and The Furious Franchise, “Fast Five”. This is shaping up to be one of the best summers in a while for blockbuster releases. There is some quality material coming up and not just simply popcorn material.
I’ve only included April in this mix based on this one film coming out this week. “Fast Five” proves to be an action-packed romp. Contrary to my previous statement, this movie will likely only be a visual romp and its plot will probably not challenge you intellectually.
Reuniting almost everyone from its previous installments, Fast Five is a rare fivequel(?) that can get back the original cast. I’m not even so sure that The Land Before Time had the same voice actors throughout its oeuvre. On top of the return of Diesel, Walker and Brewster, it will also add Dwayne Johnson, a staple of bad-ass action movies.
Don’t expect much out of this movie other than greasy fingers from your popcorn and an occasional theater seizure from the over two hours of fast cars and faster women. But it should be fun.